Why Showing Up Looking Like Lloyd Christmas Is a No-Go for Your Portrait Photo
Let’s set the scene: You’ve booked a professional photo session. Whether it’s a striking headshot photo for LinkedIn, a sultry glamour photo for your partner, or a classic black-and-white portrait photo to hang on the wall, this is your moment to shine. But then… you show up looking like Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber. Cue record scratch.
Now, don’t get me wrong — Lloyd is an iconic character. But unless your goal is to star in a sequel to the movie or become a meme, that haircut and outfit combo may not translate well into the timeless, polished look you’re probably going for. Let’s break this down with a little humor and some solid advice.
1. Haircuts Matter: The Case of the Bowl Cut
Lloyd’s haircut is… a statement. And while it worked for comedic purposes in the ‘90s, it’s not exactly the hallmark of a confident, modern individual. A great portrait photo captures your personality, but it also benefits from a look that flatters your features. Unless you want people to ask, "Why does this photo scream ‘I cut my own hair with a salad bowl’?", consider a professional trim before your session.
2. Wardrobe Choices: Avoid Looking Like You Got Dressed in the Dark
The beige jacket and coral t-shirt combo Lloyd rocks might work if you’re going for "quirky neighbor in a sitcom." But for most headshot photos or glamour photos, wardrobe choices should reflect your best self. Think clean lines, complementary colors, and outfits that match the tone of the shoot. Showing up in a mismatched ensemble might leave people wondering if you lost a bet.
3. Facial Expressions: Smile With Style
Lloyd’s grin is… unique. It’s the kind of smile that says, "I’m up to something," rather than, "I’m confident and approachable." Your photographer will guide you to find the perfect expression, whether you want to exude charm, mystery, or warmth. Leave the mischievous smirk for the comedy sketches.
4. Timeless vs. Tacky
A good portrait photo should age like fine wine. Lloyd’s look, while hilarious, ages more like milk left in the sun. When you’re investing in professional photography, you want results you’ll love for years to come. That means presenting yourself in a way that’s stylish and timeless—not something that screams, "I’m here to audition for the role of 'Awkward Best Friend.'"
What Should You Do Instead?
Hair: If you’re overdue for a haircut, schedule one at least a week before the session. This gives your hair time to settle into its natural look.
Clothing: Choose an outfit that makes you feel confident but also aligns with the purpose of the shoot. For a glamour photo, think bold and elegant. For a headshot photo, opt for professional and polished.
Attitude: Bring your A-game. Confidence shines through in every photo. And if you’re nervous, don’t worry — that’s what a great photographer is there for.
Closing Thoughts
We love a good laugh as much as the next person, but your professional photos should showcase your best self. So leave the Lloyd Christmas look for Halloween or movie night and trust us to capture the real you—stylish, confident, and 100% meme-free.
Book your session today at darkreveal.com and let’s create photos you’ll be proud to share (and no, we won’t photoshop a bowl cut on you for fun… unless you ask us to).
